Background
Medium level angry drow ranger. Hates elves and is secretly afraid of women.
Age: 146
Birthdate: June 3
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 106 lb
Gender: Male
Race: Drow
Hair: Spikey? Ponytail!
Eyes: lul, no whites
Handedness: Ambidextrous, favor's Left
Alignment: NE
Deity: Lolth
Instruments: POUTS
Primary Weapon(s): Rapier or Longbow
Other Weapons: um... shortsword?
Role in Party: Butt apparently
Outlook: >:c
Family:
AWOL
Character sheet
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Backstory
Flan was born to a low ranking house in an arbitrary part of the underdark. Being a male, it was fairly obvious that Flan would hardly have an ideal life ahead of him, but unfortunately for him, he never really got the chance at it. Some years after his unceremonious birth, Flan's house was decimated abruptly, and all his kinsmen were slain or captured. Flan was raised to be a live punching bag and teaching implement for young boisterous drowlings, until he became more the appropriate age to be used for more "adult" purposes. He then graduated to the proud profession of punching bag/ sex slave/ beast of burden and stayed there for the majority of his life in the underdark.
Regardless, eventually he escaped to the surface with the help of his good friend Salsa, and he's been enjoying living with the trees and murdering whatever elves or humans are unfortunate enough to attempt to traverse his territory. All in all, he was having the time of his life until Arinae and Drea abruptly showed up and dragged him away.
Oh, also, his eyes mutated like that or something. Ranger bs lul. 8D
Role in Party
He's a decent fighter. Currently far below the average level, but with the help of Onion and some theoretical tactics he's still a decent threat. Unfortunately, he's currently completely confused and unable to think properly (what with all these friggin ELVES everywhere and all), so recently, at least, tactics have gone out the window, and he's mostly just relying on his instincts to get him through any situations that he might be causing.
So I guess, he's mostly just an instigator and occasionally a voice of reason when he's far enough away from surface elves to think straight.
Also, he appears to be the source of much Dumb OOC.
Psychology
Flan's view of the world, and of himself has become somewhat skewed over his years in the underdark. Unsurprisingly, his desire for sexual contact has been completely eliminated, and he has sever difficulty grasping the concept that it is generally considered an act of "love." Stemming from the same past actions, Flan has developed a minor fear of women, particularly of the Drow variety.
Flan hates the many scars that he's managed to acquire (artistic as some of them may be) and he hides them compulsively. Despite this, he refuses to get them removed or otherwise healed, and he uses them as a reminder to himself of how much it sucks to not be in control of his own destiny. That said, Flan very much hates not being in control of his own situation.
An odd anomaly of Flan's generally heartless psychology, is his curiously strong sense of justice. He dislikes having an overwhelming advantage in a fight, and he generally tries to stick to his promises. Not, of course, that he always does, but particularly against opponents that he actually respects, he does try to stay to his rules.
Finally, probably because of some sort of freudian repressed childhood or something, Flan is almost constantly in "Play" mode, though he would deny it in a heartbeat. Of course, lacking the vocabulary or the knowledge of what "play" is, he tends to express this desire by getting into, and enjoying fights whenever he can.
Alignment
NE He's self centered and not inclined towards considering other's opinions or desires. He won't go out of his way just to hurt an individual, unless he felt they deserved it, in which case his sense of vengeance can be unhealthily strong. He is almost completely unwilling to torture victims, but his definition of torture might not always agree with others'.
Relationships
FLAN DOESN'T REALLY LIKE PEOPLE
Masrae: I think I might be able to use her. She's calm and stupid enough that I think I can get her to do the things I want her too. Damnit, why isn't Salsa here?
Drea: I don't know what the hell he's thinking. I REALLY don't want to have to travel with him, but I don't really know how far I need to go in the underdark, and I guess Masrae just started negotiating with him. What the hell is going on in that drunken brain of his?
Granth: Don't tell me I have to travel with this one again. I know I'm not strong enough to kill him yet... When Masrae passes her test, though...
Kid with the black eye: I haven't seen him in a while, but his weasel - Felipei, I think Onion called him? - is following me around. I need to talk to one of them about what vision Felix saw.
"miss" Autem: She seems to be the most intelligent and level-headed in this group. If she weren't female, she might make a fine conversationalist.
"miss" Pyras: Haven't seen her. Still a bit of a confusing player.
Onion: C: <3 *cough* I mean, she's my mount. Nothing more. Why do you ask?
Myself: Is there a rule against me being happy? I just want to go home to Salsa and the group. Lolth and her messengers can go fuck themselves in the ass.
Comments (3)
Shin said
at 1:47 am on May 16, 2008
Whoo! Pudding and Hot Drow. Draw a picture of Flan dressed in only his pants looking sexy with a plate of flan pudding sitting on his stomach!
BobTheDragon said
at 3:11 am on May 16, 2008
XD Somehow I tend to have difficulty drawing him looking actually attractive. He takes himself so srsly that every picture I do has to actively be making fun of him. XD
I finally made a reference pic of his scars though, that involves him being shirtless :B I could show you that on aim or something.
Shin said
at 12:35 am on May 19, 2008
Hell yeah! XD
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